Yer olde project management soundboard!

Agile!

Because who doesn't love endless stand-up meetings and constant pivoting without actually getting anything done?

Because managing a hundred tiny, interdependent services is obviously simpler than dealing with one big application

Because there's nothing like paying top dollar to be a beta tester for unfinished products!

Because who wouldn't want to turn their job over to an algorithm that sometimes thinks a cat is a toaster?

Because sometimes you just need a frustratingly inaccurate conversational partner to remind you that AI still has a long way to go.

Because using cutting-edge AI for fun and education is like riding a unicorn to work—it's exciting but not always practical

Because who needs accuracy when you can just throw out a guess that sounds about right?

Because who wouldn't want to trust their critical data to "somewhere out there" in cyberspace?

Because why not combine the stress of development with the chaos of operations for double the fun?

Because nothing says progress like automating the process of breaking your build every hour.

Because who wouldn't want to orchestrate a symphony of containers with the complexity of a Rube Goldberg machine?

Because encoding your data into a long, unwieldy string is the new pinnacle of security practices.

Because why settle for simplicity when you can overcomplicate data retrieval with unnecessary endpoints and status codes?.